Lieber verrückte Hutmacher

It has been far too long since we have enjoyed one another's company. I happen to be free this Tuesday afternoon. I would be most honored if you would grace me with your presence for tea at my humble estate. There is something I wish to discuss. I suspect it will please you.

Alles Liebe

Johan

Hostess: And now it's my pleasure to announce... the man who's being called a hero in the political world, and (laughs) the most handsome senator I've ever seen... Johan Liebert!

[applause]

Hostess: Welcome to the show.

Johan: Thank you.

Hostess: So, you've been seen as someone who smashes through the rigid boundaries of political parties. You won that last election with a landslide... Liberal, Conservative, none of it played a factor when it came to you. Why do you think that is? Are you just that inspirational messiah everyone's been blogging about?

Johan: (laughs) That's very flattering, but I really think it was about the message more than about me. The people were tired of seeing a Liberal majority in our Senate, tired of aging incumbents making the same mistakes for twenty years, and they were just ready to see someone with the youthful determination to restore the city to its former glory.

Hostess: And speaking of youth, and this is the really incredible part to me... You're only twenty years old!

Johan: Yes, that's right.

Hostess: Most guys your age are too busy thinking about frat parties and beer pong to even consider politics.

Johan: (laughs)

( Continued... )

It's a wonderful age we live in, isn't it? Technology provides us with the means to communicate with millions of people, no matter where they are or who they are. This network is an especially wonderful tool for public figures whose duty is to serve the people.

Which is precisely why I've decided to start this blog. The workings of our government can seem like some great esoteric mystery, the stuff of old men in fancy suits huddled in a dark room discussing the fate of the city, something hidden away from the "commoner". I have to laugh at this sort of image, although such romantic antiquities are treasured by some of my liberal acquaintances who believe they are, indeed, more qualified to make decisions for the public rather than carrying out the public's true wishes.

However, the will of the public is what I am concerned with, so I reach out to you, the people, directly through this marvelous little box we call a computer. In addition to discussing the decisions of our Senate, I am willing to personally listen to your thoughts, your concerns, even your fears.

So what is on your mind today, NeoGenesis?

My fellow citizens of NeoGenesis, I am truly humbled by the faith you have placed in me as your new Senator. I appreciate the careful consideration of each and every one of you, and extend my respect to my rivals as well. In the end, I was chosen by the people to help lead this great city into a new age, but I firmly believe that we, all of us, are working for those better days.

In all honesty, I'm glad the campaign is over. Not because I stand honored before you today, although I am honored, but because this means that at long last I can turn my attention to fulfilling all the promises I made to you. NeoGenesis, we are living in dark times. The darkest, perhaps, that we have ever faced. In the hands of a liberal Senate, we have seen crime rates soar, even watched our lax police forces sit back while a young woman was murdered by a lunatic in an act that was little more than a game to him.

No more! In electing me, the people of the city stood to declare, "We must return to an age of stronger values!" And yes, citizens, you are absolutely correct. Leftists have allowed our borders to relax, allowing scum like this... this Joker character to creep up from the underworld, to destroy the peace that honest people have worked so hard to build. No more! I stand with you now to serve as your voice. The pollution of our society will not be allowed as long as I am in office. The people and the government can now stand together to fight this battle.

Thank you, NeoGenesis, for inviting me to help you cleanse this city.

Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 125 lbs
Eyes: blue
Hair: platinum blonde

Medical info: Prone to seizures and fainting upon seeing a certain storybook. Otherwise, he's in perfectly healthy condition. He has a tendency of surviving gunshot wounds to the head.

What's okay to mention around him: No matter what you say, he's probably trying to kill you anyway, somehow or another.

Notes for the psychics: It might not seem possible that this mind can belong to the same person they're seeing. How can anyone look so calm and be daydreaming about such horribly violent acts? It's as if something else has taken up residence in his head, just using his body as a shell. I wouldn't spend too much time in here. Your psychic might just go insane.

Abilities: See here.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: He's only human, so... he doesn't really have defense against that.

Hugging/kissing/other non-violent physical contact: Why would you want to do this? Well, it would make him uncomfortable but nowhere near freaking out. He would be polite about it. And possibly kill you, but that would depend on his mood.

Maim/murder/death: Like I said, he's only human. But you should probably think twice about it. After all, he has such a sweet and innocent face, and he speaks so gently, and he could probably solve all your problems if you let him.


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